I’m going to sleep
If simply to escape THE ANTS.
Goodnight~
Jena Malone photographed by Emily Shur
Morals are really behavioral guidelines. Variables. In situation X do Y. In situation A do B.
To live without morality is to live without...
Snow Stag by Josh Smythe
mrmosbyisgettingtiredofyourshit:
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad
(part 1)
This is adorable.
LMAO the Katniss one!
These are excellent.
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What if Guys and Girls changed dating roles
this. is amazing.
this is kinda hysterical
This is perfect.
OMG lmfaooooo “that thing with the other guy?!” “Well yeah, if you get me the jacket.” “WRAP IT UP!”
LOL goodlord, half of this is me with my ex. Oops. I’d totally dutch-oven somebody, but that’s just cuz I’m classy, amirite?
Uncontrollable laughter.
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I have no words
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Worst Movie Death Scene Ever
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
James Randi debunks an Astrologer with the help of Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry.
Watch an astrologer get intellectually bitch-slapped by Stephen Fry.
This is pretty funny, the beginning is hard to hear though.
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I’m laughing so hard right now, I can’t breathe.
WERE YOU FUCKING DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A CHILD I DONT CARE HOW BIG YOUR SHIT IS YOU DONT HOLD IT AND TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE
I can’t stop laughing.
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The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
I can’t handle this right now
LOL
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this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…
This is really great. I wish I was this creative.
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Troll Dad of the Day: So YouTuber vegasnutzz’s 3-year-old daughter asked him why some of her Barbies were white while others were black. “Jokingly,” he says, “I replied that all little girls turn black on their 4th birthday” (his daughter’s birthday being a week away).
She did not take the “news” very well.
[reddit.]
well that made me uncomfortable.
yay for more White People Do Stupid Shit of The Day!
oh “my little racist 3 year old!”
ZOMG SO FUNNEH! ZOMG!
white people, do better plz.
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Whats wrong with being dark skinned!!!!!
AWWWWWWW She’s so cuuuute! How funny is her dad!!
I’m like chocolate ^_^
First of all, this is fucking hysterical lol, and secondly, there was nothing racist about this. Anyone who was offended by this need only watch it again. Take notice that the little girl had no problem with the idea of having dark brown skin when the father told her that she’d be the color of chocolate; she was just afraid that she was going to turn the color of the sky at night. NOW, I don’t know about anyone else on Tumblr BUT, I don’t know anyone who is the color of the dark night sky. Unless your skin has been CHARRED and BLACKENED, you have nothing to be offended about. It’s a funny video, grow the fuck up.
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“Unfortunately, I couldn’t reach Karl Rove. I can never draw the pentagram right.” - Stephen Colbert
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